Coffee is the do stuff juice.
Mental tailings:
I love new slang. One of my favorite constructions of the past decade is "shut your pie hole". Today I ran across someone saying "shut your cry hole" and it nearly brought me to tears of laughter. It's just a perfect expression of derision, both simple and descriptive. Some quick searches shows the range and popularity of some variants, but most of them aren't very interesting.
| search terms | hits |
|---|---|
| "shut your * hole" | 4700 |
| "shut your pie hole" | 3410 |
| "shut your cake hole" | 689 |
| "shut your * hole" -cake -pie | 553 |
| "shut your * * hole" | 2700 |
In The Onion this week: Converting To The Metric System Starts With The Individual. Once again, satire isn't as fictional as one might hope. They mock me now, but I'll have the last laugh once I have trouble using the same units of measurement as the people around me.